A living list of awesome but useless ideas:

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1. A wearable device that beeps loudly if someone stands too close.

2. A device that analyzes your conversations to count how many times you say “umm,” offering no insights or ways to improve, just judgment.

3. A device that tells you what your plant is thinking.

4. A portable device that projects a window image on any surface—but it only displays views of your least favorite weather conditions.

5. A cloak that changes color based on your mood but only does so 5 minutes after your feelings change.

6. A solar powered flashlight

7. A stress ball that vibrates and rolls away whenever you try to squeeze it, increasing your stress levels instead of reducing them.

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